Every single restroom on campus that I've walked into today has had no toilet paper. This includes the library, learning zone, lecture hall, and the university Welcome office. Not such a welcoming gesture, university. That's FOUR. So...I've taken to toting around a role of toilet paper in my backpack, in anticipation of this forever occurring. Absolutely ridiculous.
This insanity has driven me to make up a list of refunds I think I deserve on my tuition money (i.e crap I shouldn't have to pay for):
-public toilet paper
-gym membership fees (to the worst gym this side of the 80's)
-outrageously priced course books at the uni bookstore
-student ID card
-college membership fee (I have yet to see any tangible benefit from this 16 pounds)...(unless you count the benefit of the barrage of practical and informative emails I receive on a daily basis from the Grizedale Reps)
-the complete lack of education that I am receiving at this institution
-toilet paper...I feel like this one really typifies my plight
I mean, there are obviously so many better things I could be spending my money on. Like booze, and stylish winter scarves, and chocolate--to name the first few things that come to mind. Haha.
Fun Fact: In England they don't call it 'toilet paper', they call it 'toilet roll'. So elevated. I suppose it works better with the accent.
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